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THE DONALD FIRES THE ICE QUEEN


"You're Fired!"
"She's a wonderful woman, and I wish her well," Trump said between holes of golf with Tiger Woods.


Replacing Carolyn are the Trump children, Larry, Curley, and Mo.
Photo: Tierney Gearon


MM&N Commentary

Donald Trump has fired Carolyn Kepcher, 36, for dereliction of her trumply duties as a Trump golf course general manager. Apparently, she flunked Trump 102: Never appear more successful, prettier, or brighter than your boss. Her repeated public appearances was getting on Donald's last nerve. A former waitress and Avon lady, Kepcher rose to the summit of the Trump organization and helped her boss dispose of the less worthy in the reality show "The Apprentice." Mistress Kepcher is a hair-growing-in-the-wrong-place suck-up kick-down kind of a manager that normal people despise and dread. In her book, Carolyn 101, Carolyn called her family, "The Kepcher Organization," and her parents "team captains." Warm and cuddly she isn't, and so she'll no doubt continue to thrive in the cold canyons of commerce.
After an intensive and challenging 13 week interview process, the Trump organization has found suitable replacements for Carolyn. It's merely a coincidence that they are the Trump kids.


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